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Robot Angela (computerised English female)

Please use your phone in the designated areas only.

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£7.50+vat MP3MPAR0001RFA


Technical Tom (mature English male)

Warning! This area is under video surveillance 24 hours a day and trespassers will be prosecuted.

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£19.17+vat MP3CCTV0003HMA


Sound File

Police Siren 1

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£8.34+vat MP3SREN0004SNX


Robot Andrew (computerised English male)

Please wait, someone will be with you shortly.

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£5.00+vat MP3WELC0009RMA

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Free Downloads

A collection of free sound files for you to download.

Annoying Sounds

annoying Sounds

Deter hoodies from loitering or grown adults from danger zones with unpleasant sounds.

Fancy a Chuckle?

Fancy a chuckle?

Our humour category will have you laughing out loud. Bring a touch of humour to your home or business with a selection of messages from our LOL categories, Cheeky Monkey or Toilet Humour.